In the Bleachers by Ben Zaehringer for June 23, 2018

Was that before or after the Mexican water tasting contest???

right in the middle, they had to pause so the contestants could participate. the second running is after.

Any delay is just cruel. Or is that how they pick the winner?

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Remember to stretch first!

The doors to the porta johns should be closed. That would make the competition considerably more interesting.

Running is dangerous, use that Johnny-Quick step. This style of quick step can be spotted from a safe distance.

More toilet humor.

They need to wait for the results from testing for performance enhancing drugs, like bisacodyl.

This is just bad on so many levels. The comments as well. I love it!

….and who’s going to clean this up when it’s over?

Half of them won’t finish. They’ll poo out on the way.

Six runners but only five Porta Potties spells disappointment for someone!