Gil Thorp by Henry Barajas and Rachel Merrill for June 25, 2018

It would seem … gross.

This should be some great story in the Bugle. “Defiant Bader Family Feels Misunderstood”

Double D struttin her “DD’s”, he wants Barry to be able to cop a feel.

P1, Just like you. Only taller.

P2, Smell my finger!

P3, I knew the little bass turd would motorboat me.

In all reality , I sense we’re coming to the end of Double D’s Gil Thorp Comic career , Bye.Note the disinterested looks on Daphne’s fellow students faces in P3 , of course they are taking the SAT exam .

The hug would be dishonest? I suppose the shower is out of the question?

P1- He whistled when the wind blew.

P2- Pull my finger and buy me lunch?

P3- The kid in the background wonders what has become of baseball standout Jorge Padilla.

Oh, he’s sorry, all right…

P1 – So BB never visits his dad I guess, despite him being such a wonderful felon.

P2 – So according to BB, being sorry would make him a great guy I guess. Methinks he is going to blow a gasket when he reads her story.

P3 – Would a father really tell a random classmate to do that? Unless he’s kind of a pervert too and was thinking, “I can’t get a squeeze of those, but maybe my son can.”

If DD’s so concerned about honesty, she should be up front with BB about her interview with her father. Before it’s printed.

P 2.5: “he’s the sorriest S.O.B. that I’ve ever met”

His name is Del, not Lee.

We had a career day in high school, I only got to meet the mayor and sit in on a city council meeting. I suppose visiting a prison would’ve been a step up.

P 3.5: “….plus, I might suffocate him if I tried that…”

How about a rub and a tug! Doctor Feel Good

P1: I’ve had better.

P-2: Yes, and he was.

P-3: It would be dishonest and cheating after the conjugal visit with his dad.

The drinker in the Dell dipped into Daphne’s well on the conjugal , cause that’s the only way the little whore got in the joint.