Turkey lips yoga girl was rather contumacious when it came to all things wearable. She felt they only inhibited her efforts to commune with poultry spirits, which, unbeknownst to most, are often caught in a state of flux or limbo, an etherical confusion brought about by all the plucking and beheadings and what not. The body electric was much more effective at corraling and guiding the disembodied fowl towards the light while unencumbered by the mortal weight of toggery. If she could get away with it, two band aids and a cork would be her prefered rigging, but, alas, prudishness was the call of the day, so minimal swaths of spandex would have to do.
Howard'sMyHero over 6 years ago
Mare Masochistic Arrogantist of Imperiousness ….
Bill Thompson over 6 years ago
And if you don’t do that, your woodcut goose is cooked!
*Hot Rod* over 6 years ago
Juicy Moon Crack.
Brass Orchid Premium Member over 6 years ago
Ultimately, having complied in the face of prosecution for contumacy, I will be accused of having been complicit.
coltish1 over 6 years ago
Make a new plan, Stan.
Brass Orchid Premium Member over 6 years ago
Galileo, as a young woman…
Can’t stay an old man forever…
Radish the wordsmith over 6 years ago
I think I’m in over my head here.
!!ǝlɐ⅁ Premium Member over 6 years ago
Stick it where the tectonic plates don’t shine.
cooganm Premium Member over 6 years ago
Then bake at 350 degrees for 40 minutes, while doing beach yoga
INGSOC over 6 years ago
Sun Worshiping
INGSOC over 6 years ago
Moon Worshiping
Larry Miller Premium Member over 6 years ago
There really should be a Joseph Force crater on the moon. Preferably on the back side.
6turtle9 over 6 years ago
Turkey lips yoga girl was rather contumacious when it came to all things wearable. She felt they only inhibited her efforts to commune with poultry spirits, which, unbeknownst to most, are often caught in a state of flux or limbo, an etherical confusion brought about by all the plucking and beheadings and what not. The body electric was much more effective at corraling and guiding the disembodied fowl towards the light while unencumbered by the mortal weight of toggery. If she could get away with it, two band aids and a cork would be her prefered rigging, but, alas, prudishness was the call of the day, so minimal swaths of spandex would have to do.
Radish the wordsmith over 6 years ago
Wattle eye dew?
Sisyphos over 6 years ago
Shame, oh, shame! Sister has allowed a misspelling to stand! Crater, not “crator”!
Not exactly contumacious, but nonetheless aberrant.
Do your nude turkey-roasting exercises at home, with the blinds, shades, and/or drapes drawn….