Frog Applause by Teresa Burritt for June 09, 2018

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    Howard'sMyHero  over 6 years ago

    Mare Masochistic Arrogantist of Imperiousness ….

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    Bill Thompson  over 6 years ago

    And if you don’t do that, your woodcut goose is cooked!

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    *Hot Rod*  over 6 years ago

    Juicy Moon Crack.

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    Brass Orchid Premium Member over 6 years ago

    Ultimately, having complied in the face of prosecution for contumacy, I will be accused of having been complicit.

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    coltish1  over 6 years ago

    Make a new plan, Stan.

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    Brass Orchid Premium Member over 6 years ago

    Galileo, as a young woman…

    Can’t stay an old man forever…

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    Radish the wordsmith  over 6 years ago

    I think I’m in over my head here.

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    !!ǝlɐ⅁ Premium Member over 6 years ago

    Stick it where the tectonic plates don’t shine.

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    cooganm Premium Member over 6 years ago

    Then bake at 350 degrees for 40 minutes, while doing beach yoga

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    INGSOC   over 6 years ago

    Sun Worshiping

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    INGSOC   over 6 years ago

    Moon Worshiping

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    Larry Miller Premium Member over 6 years ago

    There really should be a Joseph Force crater on the moon. Preferably on the back side.

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    6turtle9  over 6 years ago

    Turkey lips yoga girl was rather contumacious when it came to all things wearable. She felt they only inhibited her efforts to commune with poultry spirits, which, unbeknownst to most, are often caught in a state of flux or limbo, an etherical confusion brought about by all the plucking and beheadings and what not. The body electric was much more effective at corraling and guiding the disembodied fowl towards the light while unencumbered by the mortal weight of toggery. If she could get away with it, two band aids and a cork would be her prefered rigging, but, alas, prudishness was the call of the day, so minimal swaths of spandex would have to do.

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    Radish the wordsmith  over 6 years ago

    Wattle eye dew?

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    Sisyphos  over 6 years ago

    Shame, oh, shame! Sister has allowed a misspelling to stand! Crater, not “crator”!

    Not exactly contumacious, but nonetheless aberrant.

    Do your nude turkey-roasting exercises at home, with the blinds, shades, and/or drapes drawn….

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