In the Bleachers by Ben Zaehringer for December 21, 2010

  1. Stewiebrian
    pouncingtiger  about 14 years ago

    Reality check! Definitely not in this case.

    He should say, “Sorry, I gotta go. I have to change my diaper.”

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    jmrocher2001  about 14 years ago

    You’d be surprised how often speed and smarts beats sheer size. In sumo, all you have to do is get the other guy to step out of a small ring, and once a 400lb-guy gets moving it’s not so hard to use that momentum against him.

    Of course, if your opponent is smart and fast in addition to being a 400lb giant, you’re toast.

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    Glennbo51  about 14 years ago

    Toast? I’d say more like a pancake!

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    Nighthawks Premium Member about 14 years ago

    use the trick Marty McFly used on Biff: point over his head and shout “HEY, WHAT’S THAT? and when he turns his head to look , bash him one in the jaw

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    Nighthawks Premium Member about 14 years ago

    I think the only leverage that will work here is to use his leverage to pull out a samurai sword and start swinging

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    McGehee  about 14 years ago

    I think the leverage he needs is financial: “I’ll pay you 20 million Yen to throw this fight.”

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    freeholder1  about 14 years ago

    Sumoe, Sucurly and sularry. Three famous Japanese jesters.

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    freeholder1  about 14 years ago

    UNPIN HIS DIAPER!!!! Okay, a rash move.

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    treBsdrawkcaB  about 14 years ago

    freeholder1 - I love the Stooges reference! Well done!

    Leverage isn’t the only thing; it’s also about momentum…

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    sherpafree  about 14 years ago

    Hey HEY!

    My eyes are up here!

    pervert.

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