You’d be surprised how often speed and smarts beats sheer size. In sumo, all you have to do is get the other guy to step out of a small ring, and once a 400lb-guy gets moving it’s not so hard to use that momentum against him.
Of course, if your opponent is smart and fast in addition to being a 400lb giant, you’re toast.
pouncingtiger about 14 years ago
Reality check! Definitely not in this case.
He should say, “Sorry, I gotta go. I have to change my diaper.”
jmrocher2001 about 14 years ago
You’d be surprised how often speed and smarts beats sheer size. In sumo, all you have to do is get the other guy to step out of a small ring, and once a 400lb-guy gets moving it’s not so hard to use that momentum against him.
Of course, if your opponent is smart and fast in addition to being a 400lb giant, you’re toast.
Glennbo51 about 14 years ago
Toast? I’d say more like a pancake!
Nighthawks Premium Member about 14 years ago
use the trick Marty McFly used on Biff: point over his head and shout “HEY, WHAT’S THAT? and when he turns his head to look , bash him one in the jaw
Nighthawks Premium Member about 14 years ago
I think the only leverage that will work here is to use his leverage to pull out a samurai sword and start swinging
McGehee about 14 years ago
I think the leverage he needs is financial: “I’ll pay you 20 million Yen to throw this fight.”
freeholder1 about 14 years ago
Sumoe, Sucurly and sularry. Three famous Japanese jesters.
freeholder1 about 14 years ago
UNPIN HIS DIAPER!!!! Okay, a rash move.
treBsdrawkcaB about 14 years ago
freeholder1 - I love the Stooges reference! Well done!
Leverage isn’t the only thing; it’s also about momentum…
sherpafree about 14 years ago
Hey HEY!
My eyes are up here!
pervert.