Ballard Street by Jerry Van Amerongen for June 20, 2018

I am sure the neighbors will be lining up…

I’ll give you everything I own if you can do one “no hands.”

I’ll pay for five toes….

Ted was just hanging around anyway.

Hold on a sec ….While I see how much I can afford. I’ve only got enough for two hands. Hang on a little more while I get some more money at least enough for one hand. And is that left or right hand?

Hands free should be a bigger payoff.

Better to ask for the 2 hands deal. Because then he can’t take the quarter from you.

Jerry – Sometimes you’re just plain silly, That’s why I love your strip.

At those prices, very few.

Pretty impressive. I hear the try outs for American Ninja are coming to town.

Cue the drum roll!!!!

If.. he doesn’t have dentures.. he could charge a bit more for teeth.. no hands

Ask for two hands, then punch him in the gut and run. Oh, and steal his tip jar.

1 Neck…Free

Watch out for the tree sap…

Is that the spreading Tiki bar chestnut tree? That’s where all the Ballard Street nuts hang out.

Using no hands would just have him standing on the ground, so he doesn’t charge for that. It would be hands free.

Now Ted is out on a limb with the IRS and unreported income. Snap! :>)