Brevity by Dan Thompson for June 26, 2018

And he’s not sheepish about it either.

I always knew he’d get there, by hook or by crook.

I’ve herd he even had to install extra ram in his computer.

(If that makes sense to ewe…

ewe woolly do read Brevity too often.)

Is his beard scratchy or are there some fleece in there?

If that doesn’t pan out, he could always be a good wool ambassador.

He pulled the wool over your eyes. He’s a wolf in sheep’s clothing. He’s now on the lamb.

His ability to make a ewe turn was the deciding factor in his promotion…

So his rank is now is officially as a staff sergeant?

He’s outstanding in his field.

He had the right voice for the job – the proper staff inflection.