Frank says, "I only handle complaints--- what you have there is a beef!"
Watch out, Frank… he may have an axe to grind.
Look out, Frank. He might give you a bum steer.
Better a bum steer than a lot of bull.
Watch out Al “The Blowhard” Gore will be after you for cow flatulence. better buy some carbon offsets.
Maybe he has a beef about the complaint department policy!
This is as bad as the fellow who went in to see a lawyer:
The lawyer said, “How can I help you?”
The farmer said, “My wife says we need a divorce.”
The lawyer said, “Do you have any grounds?”
The farmer said, “Yes, we got 320 acres.”
The lawyer said, “No, No, you don’t understand, do you have a case?”
The farmer said, “No, I ain’t got a Case, we use John Deeres on the farm.”
The lawyer said, “No, I mean, do you have a grudge?”
The farmer said, “Yes, we got a grudge, that’s where we keep the Deere.”
The lawyer said, “Does your wife beat you up or something?”
The farmer said, “No, we both get up at 4:30.”
By now the lawyer is getting frustrated but tries one last question. “So why did your wife want a divorce?”
“Oh, that’s easy: she says we can’t ever communicate!”
A girlfriend once had me to set up the encryption on her wireless router. I was in charge of home LAN security.
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gimmickgenius almost 14 years ago
Watch out, Frank… he may have an axe to grind.
pouncingtiger almost 14 years ago
Look out, Frank. He might give you a bum steer.
gjsjr41 almost 14 years ago
Better a bum steer than a lot of bull.
worldisacomic almost 14 years ago
Watch out Al “The Blowhard” Gore will be after you for cow flatulence. better buy some carbon offsets.
Tuner38 almost 14 years ago
Maybe he has a beef about the complaint department policy!
bmonk almost 14 years ago
This is as bad as the fellow who went in to see a lawyer:
The lawyer said, “How can I help you?”
The farmer said, “My wife says we need a divorce.”
The lawyer said, “Do you have any grounds?”
The farmer said, “Yes, we got 320 acres.”
The lawyer said, “No, No, you don’t understand, do you have a case?”
The farmer said, “No, I ain’t got a Case, we use John Deeres on the farm.”
The lawyer said, “No, I mean, do you have a grudge?”
The farmer said, “Yes, we got a grudge, that’s where we keep the Deere.”
The lawyer said, “Does your wife beat you up or something?”
The farmer said, “No, we both get up at 4:30.”
By now the lawyer is getting frustrated but tries one last question. “So why did your wife want a divorce?”
“Oh, that’s easy: she says we can’t ever communicate!”
bobpeters61 almost 14 years ago
A girlfriend once had me to set up the encryption on her wireless router. I was in charge of home LAN security.