Bloom County 2019 by Berkeley Breathed for June 15, 2018

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    Odd Dog Premium Member over 6 years ago

    Oh Steve your scr&w&d now. Opus you don’t look a day over 35.

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    Baslim the Beggar Premium Member over 6 years ago

    Even Steve Dallas has standards … plus, he knows it’s the small fry who can’t flop their way out of the boat and into the water.

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    Liverlips McCracken Premium Member over 6 years ago

    That’s a BIG ENCHILADA.

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    Chithing Premium Member over 6 years ago

    The stuff nightmares are made of.

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    jerumulligan1  over 6 years ago

    Dallas and Giuliani, LLC…. what ever could go wrong?

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    Brass Orchid Premium Member over 6 years ago

    Whoa! Even the gags?

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    Masterskrain  over 6 years ago

    Well, Cosby just fired HIS lawyers, so that could free them up to work for ANOTHER serial Sex pervert, Trump…

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    Alexander the Good Enough  over 6 years ago

    SINKING SHIP SEEKS RATS:

    • Are you a lawyer who’s down on his or her luck?

    • Would you like your choice of hundreds of crimes to defend?

    • Can you write fiction “on the fly”?

    • Did you skip most of the classes on legal ethics in law school?

    • Do you have Fox pundit experience?

    • Have you ever played a lawyer on TV?

    • Have you ever BEEN on TV?

    • Are you fluent in Russian and are you loyal to Mother Russia?

    • Do you have experience laundering money and/or intimidating witnesses?

    • Can you sensitively counsel and indulge an unstable and obviously guilty client?

    • Can you be dog-loyal beyond all reason to your client?

    • Do you enjoy dining on Big Macs, KFC, and crow?

    • Must be able to wait for retainer/payment.

    • Familiarity with the undersides of buses a plus.

    THEN LOOK NO FURTHER: Presidential lawyer is the job for you!

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    kimodb Premium Member over 6 years ago

    Opus’ eyes in panel 3! I’m with Steve; is there somewhere we can hide till the orange storm blows itself out?

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    Bob Blumenfeld  over 6 years ago

    BINGO!

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    martens  over 6 years ago

    Trump White House recruits at a Hill job fair amid staff exodus

    ‘Interested in a job at the White House?’ reads the flyer for an event aimed at conservatives.

    https://www.politico.com/story/2018/06/13/white-house-hill-job-fair-645592

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    SandShark Premium Member over 6 years ago

    Love it!

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    cupertino jay  over 6 years ago

    couldn’t recollect opus’ vitals, so confirmed “36 year enchilada” from strip’s wikiwiki entry..> Opus is a large-nosed penguin (occasionally mistaken for a puffin) with a herring addiction who lost track of his mother during the Falklands War. (They were later reunited in a closing storyline at the end of the strip’s first series.) He was originally introduced as the pet penguin of Michael Binkley (“A boy and his penguin!” “A penguin and his boy!”) in June 1981. However, Opus was only seen in a few strips that month before disappearing. He was then re-introduced as a full-time cast member in January 1982. By this point, Opus was no longer Binkley’s pet, and he eventually became a boarder at the Bloom house. Opus’ hopeless naïveté and optimism made him a fan favorite, and he quickly became the center of the strip, as well as the subject of two “sequel” strips (Outland and Opus), three children’s books, and a television special entitled A Wish for Wings That Work.

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    JohnHouck  over 6 years ago

    Better Call Saul…

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    garcalej  over 6 years ago

    Velcome, Capt. Dallas, to zee Eastern Front.

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    Coyoty Premium Member over 6 years ago

    Trump thinks of them as cronies— er, friends, from his time in Bill’s body.

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    Sisyphos  over 6 years ago

    More forgiving to you, Opus, than your average reader is to him….

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    lindz.coop Premium Member over 6 years ago

    Can’t find (can’t buy) a lawyer…what could the problem be?

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    A Hip loving Canadian...  over 6 years ago

    Looks like Mr. Dallas is requesting to share a prison cell with a Mr. Manafort.

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    sufamelico  over 6 years ago

    @EGRAYJ, So Gray, you’re reading the GoComics comments now ? Careful there, “The All Seeing Eye” might get wind of that and you know what ? I remember the requirement of “I expect loyalty, I have to have loyalty” that “The-So-Called_President” actually demanded an oath of loyalty from followers and staff, Also the minions are everywhere, We’ll miss you !

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    lrwells  over 6 years ago

    All this division and arguing cracks me up. Bi-partisan hatred. Lol.

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    Flatlander, purveyor of fine covfefe  over 6 years ago

    have faith America, HE can only serve two terms, that gives Hellary time to regroup. Gerry Brown could always bring La La Land to all of America

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