Gil Thorp by Henry Barajas and Rachel Merrill for July 04, 2018

“They know who I am! See, it says right here: ‘Dear High-School Senior,’”

P3: “You good?” “I’m good.” “Good.” “It’s good that we are good.” “It’s very good that everything is good.” “Good.” “Please don’t wish me into the cornfield.”

In a surprise twist, Dafne’s story will be deeply compassionate. Even Barry will have his eyes opened. All will be well.

P4: Uh, Ms. Rizk? Seeing as how it’s Independence Day, are we ever going to get out of school?

P1, Is there any baseball team anywhere that couldn’t use a 5th string QB and backup second baseman?

P2, I still want to see Barry Bader’s reaction when he finds out his backup might get a shot at playing baseball at State.

P3, Was it good for you?

And at 6:05 A.M the Fourth of July fireworks will begin at the Bader residence.

P3 I think we need to stop seeing DD’s boob shade, or put her in as the centerfold in the Trumpet! Nice hair on the editor, mop man could use it on the floors.

In all reality , What do you mean post ? It’s the Fourth of July , it’s a federal holiday the Post Office is closed ,no mail service . Remember Milford doesn’t have Internet . Man the mimeograph machine Double D inquiring minds want to read your story !

P3 – Good? I’ve been told my Double D’s are fabulous!

Make this go away!A quick time out to tell all of you to keep all your fingers today, no need to show off and do something stupid!

This is the first time we’ve seen Mrs. Ritz with her hair down. Is she flirting with DD or planning on someone else?

The guy with the Mohawk better not be Hiawatha James.

P1- Pels so subtle giving the universal response to all of us who are critical of your abilities and potential.

P2- Tight End wannabe JaQuan “The Don” Case makes a cameo.

P3- When Luhm is out of Brillo pads, he summons Chris Rizk.

Wishing all Thorpalcholics a safe and Happy 4th of July!

P 2.5: right…. that’s why it sez you can try

Happy Fourth, everyone. Sadly it’s just another day in the North Korean labor camp for Keri and Jami.

It’s July, even the College World Series is over.

Ms. Rizk takes a page from the Japanese and will launch a sneak attack in the early morning hours sinking BB’s Battleship. THIS MEANS WAR!!

GZITVER reminded me of this MUT from the past, Happy 4th everyone!

https://moppedupthorp.wordpress.com/2017/07/04/outta-their-way/

Am I the only one who thought that was still Kevin in P3?

After the interview with the father, if it’s a factual story they may have created a school shooter. No way a real high school would allow an article to destroy a student’s self esteem, even if the article was totally true.

True story:

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/C.J._Wilson(cornerback)

He played his HS football at Lincolnton NC about 8 miles from where I live.