Aunty Acid by Ged Backland for June 25, 2018

Aunty I see you more as an Ace that’s up my sleeve as your advice would keep me well ahead of the rest of the pack.

That depends on which game you’re playing, Auntie.

Last time I had a queen in my hands, I had to do laundry.

I don’t get it

As well as on your hands, Your Royal Majesty, Duchess of Acid.

Pride week, could mean anything

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P0DK-0fIKCw

Life, like some card hands, starts with two hearts and a diamond and ends with a club and a spade.

Aunty must learn to know when to hold ’em, know when to fold ’em, know when to walk away, and know when to run.

I’ve encountered plenty of queens in my time but never had one in my hands.

I thought you were the joker x

You never fail to make my day!