Moderately Confused by Jeff Stahler for July 05, 2018

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    Ontman  over 6 years ago
    Evangelically home schooled no doubt.
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    Plods with ...™  over 6 years ago

    Mom have a problem spelling the word?

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    Bex Premium Member over 6 years ago

    I actually heard a woman answer her cell phone with “Heaveno”.

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    Zen-of-Zinfandel  over 6 years ago

    Fiddlesticks!

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    Francis Lapeyre Premium Member over 6 years ago

    Heck is for people who don’t believe in Gosh.

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    zippykatz  over 6 years ago

    He must eat poop-taki mushrooms too.

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    RAGs  over 6 years ago

    I thought that they were called “helio-compters” because you got blinded by the sun when you looked up at them.

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    Sneaker  over 6 years ago
    The preacher at our Church of God won’t say ass but says Donkey when reading from the Bible
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    RWill  over 6 years ago

    Heckicopter Parents

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    Nicole ♫ ⊱✿ ◕‿◕✿⊰♫ Premium Member over 6 years ago

    We weren’t allowed to say “damn” so we thought Amsterdam was a bad word. We used to say “Amsterbleeeep” until my mom explained that we could say the name of the place properly as it’s not considered a cuss word. So we started saying, “Amsterdamn you!!!” until she told us that we were being smart-alecks and that we couldn’t say that word at all anymore since we were misusing it. We were smart kids (3 and 6 years old at the time).

    We then took a trip to “the place that can’t be named” a few weeks later.

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