Phoebe and Her Unicorn by Dana Simpson for June 27, 2018

Make her sneeze whenever she says “Vermy”.

Is it just me, or does Vermy’s design look different from the other unicorns we’ve seen previously?

Maybe it’s the more rounded and downturned muzzle, I dunno.

oooh… Vermillion has a — what tvtropes.org calls — berserk button as well as an embarrassing nickname

Vermy sounds like a unique orn who really wants to be a dental assistant.

Already better than Howard Stern.

Something completely unrelated here. Does anybody else have problems leaving comments? Both Heart of the city and Preteena don’t seem to have said opportunity.

Marigold wasn’t the only one who used to have a curse stand

Awww! I had an imaginary unicorn friend named Vermillion when I was a kid. I’m so glad he’s gone on to do great things.

We saw in Dakota the result of minor curses.

That microphone placement is aces.

I like Vermillion’s sunglasses.

Sooo…is that a no, then?

Starting tomorrow, he’ll be calling himself “Doctor Vermy Fever”.

Vermy Flytrap?

Yeeeaahhh….if I were a guy with a last name like Candyreins I wouldn’t need “Vermy” in front of it. (I assumed Vermilion Candyreins was female.) Something more like Butch or Chuck, or at the very least Vermilion.

Nifty microphones.

I wonder what brand of bottled water (a sponsor of Vermillion’s show, quite possibly) that is in the studio, in front of each of them? I imagine that whatever its name is, it’s sparkling water.

The other day i tried to explain to one of the ladies who works at the fly-booty sanctuary, that moths and butterflies could probably pick up electromagnetic signals, and that wifi (and other digital radio) is probably a large part of what is destroying the west coast monarch population (which probably use earth’s magnetic fields for navigation… she totally didn’t get it

maybe a smart unicorn somewhere could write a wifi app for insects and save the fairies…

how are we gonna save the fairies?

SAVE THE FAIRIES!!!