Savage Chickens by Doug Savage for September 24, 2018
September 21, 2018
September 25, 2018
Transcript:
Boss: How's the employee incentive program coming along? Chicken: We tried hitting them with hammers! Boss: And? Chicken: Productivity increased sharply when we stopped hitting them. So we're going to try even bigger hammers!
Ida No about 6 years ago
“We’re laughing ourselves to death as we do it.”
PoodleGroomer about 6 years ago
Bigger hammers and smaller print on the monitors.
Huckleberry Hiroshima about 6 years ago
Yes. Don’t use force. Just use a bigger hammer.
hawgowar about 6 years ago
Reminds me of the joke: A man saw another guy hitting himself in the head with a hammer.
He asked; “Dude! Why do yo do that to yourself?”
The other guy answered; “Because it feel so good when I stop.”