Off the Mark by Mark Parisi for July 04, 2018

Kwitchyerbeliakin! Walmart gave ’em to you free.

It’s just you.

You must used to homemade displays, using only the items found in tents and those “superstores”. Out family display will start just at sundown (not counting bottlerockets and smoke bombs and such), and likely be over before the moon comes up (this year, anyway, with the moon in this phase).

Strike up the bandwidth.

It’s the dreaded “I’m thinking” sign the computer sends! Might as well go home and come back tomorrow to see the actual fireworks!

… buffering……

One year our little town decided to make their limited fireworks last an hour. Which resulted in a 1 to 2 minute space between each one. BOOORRRRIIIIINNNNGGGG

Geez… at least they could have used ‘spinning beach balls’ and had a little color.

Tariffs on Chinese made fireworks will make this seem enjoyable next year.

OK Mark, now you’ve passed the line. I’m going into meltdown. (Those fireworks seem to last forever!)

Fireworks can be downloaded in the sky?!

II do not think it has anything to do with fireworks, God is just taking his time loading the night sky.

Are they going counter-clockwise?

Spectrum Cable controls that too?