Dark Side of the Horse by Samson for June 21, 2018

Clever. (Now, WHAT is the use of it?) P.S. Show the 5th one. P.P.S. First!!

Reminds me of an old Bill Engvall routine:

I was in a hotel standing outside the elevators when a man came to me and asked “Excuse me, are these the elevators that go up?” I said, “No, these go sideways. The ones that go up are around the corner.” HE WALKED AWAY!

Ah, a horizontal elevator.

Hope there weren’t any horseflies in there with him.

Hey you, step aside.

Cue the “Twilight Zone” music.

Hey! I’m all for anything that saves me a few steps. Where are those moving sidewalks TomorrowLand promised us.

Now all we need is the cast from Scooby Doo and another bank of elevators and we’re all set. Horace can play the creepy monster.

Basically a moving walkway with privacy.