In Security by Bea R. for June 27, 2018

FOOD

Need food.

Stuff something down Sam’s throat.

Let him know you care.

The pink is really working for me. ✨

Are the leopard spots ‘really’ from a tone sheet?

Sedine looks like … somebody … in Panels #3 and #4 …

I hope she stays like this for a few more days

This reminds me of the episode of ”All In The Family” where Gloria was wearing the brunette wig …

Oops~!!

The pointer is closed off from Sedine’s word balloon in Panel #4.

That attracts other men?

I though this was about Ellie? Although your wife having to go to the internet for advice on how to be attractive doesn’t bode well for you either way…

You know as well as I do she attracts men by cleaning their toilets! XD

So Sedine isn’t the only one feeling insecure. I hope they work this out quick.

Hmm. Ellie and Sam jump to the same conclusion.

Traditionally, Pinkie eventually meets Blue Boy…

Me likey.

It was for you, because Sam loved you how you looked before to be like that.

Yup, it was for you. Sam liked you the way you were: pretty, wild and funny.

Why does everybody thinks she’s attracted to other men because she has pink hair?

Well, he wasn’t overly fond of her nineteen-year-old tomboy look…

I knew it – The further adventures of Sedine, the suburban escort

“yeah it was for me…that’s my story and I’m sticking by it”

For you, Sedine. You should have dressed as a cake to interest Sam.

I was going to say, remember when you popped out of a cake and it turned out Sam wanted… the cake? ( I’m a man of simple desires; all I need is you to light my fires. – Junior Walker, Girl I Wanna Marry You. )

Well, pink hair isn’t a bad look. Maybe a dye job?

Man, I need to learn how to draw.

Well, I could get used to the pink hair, but everything else has got to go!

A few years back, my hairdresser would LOVE to add colour to my virgin hair.

It was for you, Sedine. You were jealous of Ellie, remember?

Sam, Sam, I feel your pain, man.

I had a girlfriend eons ago who let her beautician-trainee cousin give her a makeover. It was only when her bathroom mirror shattered, little kids started screaming and running away, older boys threw rocks, dogs went into attack mode and I passed out after turning a particularly appalling shade of olive drab did she revert to her classic adorable self.

Her cousin never spoke to her again. On the up side the cousin never made it through beautician school after getting knocked up by an intellect-free subway-token salesman— this was in Brooklyn— and adjusted to making a home in a subway station electrical closet.

One of their kids, Zapp!, became a drummer in a dive bar, the other ended up as a charcoal briquette after trying to teethe on a bus bar.

Sedine… you’re on a bed with your husband and you look SPECTACULAR!!

If you aren’t on him in 30 seconds, you’re crazy!!

If you are a Supernatural fan, we are headed to the Family Business Beer Brewery tomorrow in Austin, Texas, co-owned by Jensen (Supernatural star) and Danneel (his wife) Ackles. Woo hoo.

I don’t understand what it takes to get Sam excited. His wife loves him, she is super hot and fun. Weird.