“Always misspells the same words”. Aha! Important Plot Element.
“Notice, Watson, how Parker always misspelled the same words in longhand.”
“Why, yes Holmes, but—”
“The same words, Watson, which Moran always misspelled in his reports. And we know that Parker was one of Moran’s close confederates. We also know that Parker was often seen busily writing in Moran’s presence.”
“But Holmes! That would mean—”
“Exactly, Watson. Without the careful editing and re-typing supplied by Parker’s female accomplice, Parker’s plot to befuddle the school authorities might have continued unnoticed. Bring your pistol … the game’s afoot!”
What’s so disgusting about this arrangement in P3? I encourage my students all the time to have their papers proofread before submitting them. As long as she’s editing grammar and not content, I don’t see any problem. As a professor, I’d be excited that the student has his paper written long enough before the due date that it even CAN be reviewed and still submitted on time.
bearwku82 over 13 years ago
One word sums up this chick and I know something about this….ENABLER. She’s definitely NOT the Lady Amazons #1 scoring option.
grshprnh over 13 years ago
Maybe he’s playing her….NOT!
He looks like a young Gil Thorp.
What happened to spellcheck, oh yeah not invented yet.
Cliff1911 over 13 years ago
For starters, he spells his name P-O-R-K-E-R. It’s so cute.
Observe69 over 13 years ago
P4 thought balloon: “If you only knew how I help Parker UNDER the desk”
phydeaux44 over 13 years ago
“Always misspells the same words”. Aha! Important Plot Element.
“Notice, Watson, how Parker always misspelled the same words in longhand.”
“Why, yes Holmes, but—”
“The same words, Watson, which Moran always misspelled in his reports. And we know that Parker was one of Moran’s close confederates. We also know that Parker was often seen busily writing in Moran’s presence.”
“But Holmes! That would mean—”
“Exactly, Watson. Without the careful editing and re-typing supplied by Parker’s female accomplice, Parker’s plot to befuddle the school authorities might have continued unnoticed. Bring your pistol … the game’s afoot!”
gloveman over 13 years ago
Aauuggh-It’s so cute
Observe69 over 13 years ago
P1: That earring looks suspiciously like one of the exploding eyeballs this strip often features.
XianProf over 13 years ago
What’s so disgusting about this arrangement in P3? I encourage my students all the time to have their papers proofread before submitting them. As long as she’s editing grammar and not content, I don’t see any problem. As a professor, I’d be excited that the student has his paper written long enough before the due date that it even CAN be reviewed and still submitted on time.
Bobcat66j over 13 years ago
P2: Parker looks older than Gil
jslabotnik over 13 years ago
p1: Looks like she’s been attacked by a slasher
dosborn56 over 13 years ago
I see a dyslexia story line on the horizon.
phydeaux44 over 13 years ago
“But Holmes, could it all be due to dyslexia?”
“Egad, Watson, is she back in England?”