Calvin and Hobbes by Bill Watterson for July 13, 2018

Transmogrify yourself into a pig. They will eat anything.

Somehow it’s all Hobbes’ fault.

Can’t Calvin transmogrify his food into pizza?

Magical Mystery Calvin

That’s okay. particles usually eat light.

At least Calvin’s “explanation” got Mom out of being upset with him.

How can Mom make light of the situation?

Is there anything she cooks that he likes?

C’mon, mom, where’s the fun in that?

I’m not sure if I want to know what those dog bowls contain.

I’m impressed with Calvin’s knowledge of particle physics and quantum mechanics.

Do quantum mechanics use really tiny wrenches?

I think you need a psychiatrist to transmogrify someone into a person who makes sense.

Don’t know that it’s even possible to transmogrify kale.

And go wash your hands Calvin. You don’t know where those light particles have been.

How much sense does it take to make an ounce?

Calvin knowledge seems to come in teeny-tiny bursts.

Transmogrifier: Essential tool for a six year old.

I wonder if it’s mice? I remember Calvin doesn’t like mice.

We gave each of our kids one thing they didn’t have to eat. Two of them chose peas, and I can’t remember what the third girl selected. Beyond that, they ate what was in front of them. The oldest still won’t eat peas, and she’s 55.

I’m in need of a used transmorgifier. Anybody know a guy?

Now Dad will tell him it’s really radioactive sludge that will make him a mutant and he’ll gobble it up in flash.

Love the change in Calvin’s expression in last panel. Watterson is a great artist!

Yikes! Friday the 13th came on a Friday this month!

Calvin should transmogrify his mother into someone much nicer.

How did the safe operate the transmogrifier gun? And how did the light particle get transmogrified back into Calvin?

Moms tend to be realists. :P