Drabble by Kevin Fagan for August 19, 2018

Reminds me of graffiti I’ve seen in Men’s rooms:

G1: Why take two when one will do? (My answer was always “One doesn’t do.”)

G2: Why take any if two is too many?

Good thing Ralph wasn’t in need of toilet paper!

Where’s the hand drying machine?

They took it out after they found that the electric bill exceeded the cost of the towels. (Sorta like electric cars)

You know what I never see these days? Those cloth towels that are on a loop in a towel-drying machine. I guess they discovered they weren’t sanitary enough. But those eliminated the need for endless paper products and didn’t use electricity (it was mechanical) to move the towel through the machine.

That’ll why I wear black jeans.

Made from trees farmed specifically for making paper products, so it doesn’t make any difference.

A pet peeve – the sink on one side of the room and the paper towels on the other. You have to drip water all over the floor to dry your hands. When there are no paper towels, I always say ‘that is what pants are for’.

Those trees are already dead. Not using paper towels is not going to make them less dead.

good reason to wear a dark shirt.

Trees grow back.