FoxTrot by Bill Amend for July 29, 2018

Is there another public pool that is also private in that town… county… state… NATION?

Paige made the cover? Wow, that’s pretty impressive!

To MortonMy heart will not go on and on

He’s about to get a sinking feeling.

They say Bill Gates and Mark Zuckerberg looked like that in high school….

This is hilarious; the perfect start for my week! :-)

I actually went back and played the opening sequence for “The Love Boat” to find the reference. Hard to believe that even someone as nerdy as Morton would know anything about “The Love Boat”.

Anybody got a pin that can sink an inflatable boat real quick?

Morton is not the man your man could smell like, even if he is on a boat.

Here’s a question for you guys. What’s your favourite floatie that’s appeared in FoxTrot?

Careful, Morton. In 30 years you’ll be accused of sexual assault.

Wow, the love boat. Now there’s a show…

Also it looks like Morton only has room for one passenger…

The Love Boat promises something for everyone. I predict he will be floundering somewhere near the bottom of the pool.

Pools have playlists?

Would you like some Puddin in that coconut?

Smooth, Morton. Really smooth!

This is very funny indeed.I have a feeling he’s abot to get shipwrecked.

Morton’s going down like the Titanic.

Who under 30 is gonna know about “Love Boat”? Let alone teenagers?

Does Morton have chicken pox?

Paige has sound this in the shower before

paige is on the front page? wonder how?

Morton’s confidence level is really impressive, I kinda wish I had been more like him when I was young.

Once, very long ago, Morton decided to skip Paige and ask another girl (Mary Ellen Finklestein, I believe) to a school dance. Mary Ellen was about twice his height, also had zits, and doted on him. And that was the last we saw of her.