Rose is Rose by Don Wimmer and Pat Brady for July 06, 2018

The real ninja philosophy for turtles.

That is so contrary to conventional wisdom – If you move slow and steady – you will never catch a break!

I love turtles. I feel so bad for them trying to cross these busy roads. Our traffic has gotten so bad no animal really has a chance of making it across nowadays

I seem to recall something about a speedy rabbit going to and fro. And still the rabbit lost the race to a tortoise. Think about that!

… brakes. Unless SOME IDIOT CUTS YOU OFF!

Just make sure you stay out of the passing lane then.

The turtle has the right idea!

picked up a turtle in the road on Sunday, you’d think it would be grateful, but it tried to pee on me.

The truth is that they don’t HAVE any Brakes.

“… and you’ll never have to slam on your brakes”

But everyone else around you will.

Not quite true. You may indeed have to slam on the brakes, but it’s not such a jolt when you stop.