Wizard of Id by Parker and Hart for July 24, 2018

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    wiatr  over 6 years ago

    Yeah, that would be me. All that aggravation just to cram yourself into an uncomfortable seat with a large group of equally agitated humans. I would prefer to take a train or drive.

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    Fiammata  over 6 years ago

    That helmet and that crown — they have to go.

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    Troglodyte  over 6 years ago

    Hahaha, hope they give him the full “royal treatment”!

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    Wizard of Ahz-no relation  over 6 years ago

    Two years ago I went to Chicago. leaving O’hare, the entire domestic traffic all went through one of two desks, that’s TWO people for every domestic traveller and they wondered why they had back ups.

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    Cerabooge  over 6 years ago

    The Fink will have plenty of leg room, but he’ll need full-body liposuction to fit into the ever-shrinking seats. (How can anyone tolerate a flight in today’s coach seats?)

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    Alberta Oil Premium Member over 6 years ago

    Notice that Rodney is not wearing his chain mail undies.. It’s going to be a good vacation..

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    blackdawne  over 6 years ago

    Give him a cavity search. No telling what he as hiding up his nose.

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    William Bednar Premium Member over 6 years ago

    “Ok, King Fink”, the TSA agent says, “bend over and touch your toes and I’ll show you where the wild goose goes!”

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    winston5610  over 6 years ago
    I haven’t flown since 1981. How much can the experience have changed?
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    Aficionado  over 6 years ago

    Nowadays, I avoid flying whenever possible. Yesterday, I was reminded why. Do not take Metamucil in your carry on!!!

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    Nicole ♫ ⊱✿ ◕‿◕✿⊰♫ Premium Member over 6 years ago

    I love how he waited until they got to the airport before he answered the king’s question.

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