Gil Thorp by Henry Barajas and Rachel Merrill for July 19, 2018

P1, Maybe Jay is writing an expose’ about Mimi and Pedro and wants to interview Gil about his alleged open marriage.

P2, Why is Gil grabbing his crotch with his crab claw?

P3, Sounds like the Mudlarks aren’t even in the running for 2nd in The Valley this year. Is this actually wrapping up and it’s still July. Dare I hope we’ll get a glimpse of Milford CC and Milford Lake? Or is there yet another ridiculous summer story that will mean football practice won’t start until Halloween again. Teams start football practice in North Carolina next week.

In all reality , Well OK then Coach but yesterday I was fooling around with Barry Bader and he pulled my groin muscle . I don’t know if I can pitch .

…will this never end? Milford CC, Mimi by the pool, Milford Lake all are hazy memories…

There shouldn’t be any risk in starting Jay Bhatia against Oakwood, since Oakwood (like everyone else in the conference) already ended their baseball season last month.

Yesterday, as Bitsy shared her Shimura withdraws with us, I harkened back to a time when Great Scott Fowler was gracing these panels. His little brother Jaybird was reincarnated with brilliant plumage and the greatest HRR-RACKK! in modern GT print. I immediately had a hankering for a Shamrock Shake, Subwich and a tat slap. Later, I could take in Slim Chance and The Longshots as I chugged some Hoo. Driving home, I could visit one of the front lawn library stands to check out a paperbook classic. Yeah, if it wasn’t for Koy Nash bullying Shimura, we might never had heard of Tip Nunn and John Pascoe.

Back in the 70’s Gil used to have a plane! Now might be a good time for R&W to throw this plot out the window!!!

how did Nolan Ryan lose against high school kids?

Just when you think that they are done with Pelwicki and Daffy DaFuq, they throw this geek back at us

So his suggestion was going to be to pitch Ryan every game and blow out his arm? Sounds good.

Gil must be desperate to use a starting pitcher who thinks he will lose. Bhatia should be selling raffle tickets.

after all this tripe, this season comes down to “a confidence game”? R&W will never be Damon Runyon (maybe Damon Ryan).

Football practice is starting across the US, the Valley Conference is still in regular season baseball. Will the state baseball playoffs end by Halloween?

if you don’t like the song you’ll probably at least like the video:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2JiMPVMCvUw