The Argyle Sweater by Scott Hilburn for July 10, 2018

It’s only when he has dinner with his knights that he needs a round table.

He just hates to feel cornered.

Bring out a compass and a jig saw and we’ll have this fixed in no time.

Why do they call it Ovaltine? The jar is round.

That square table was one of 64. (32 white & 32 black)

The queen is such a drag. What a square.

You don’t need a bunch of knights around you to dine at Eatalot.

Guinivere is always after him to eat a square meal.

The king has a “Round” fettish, kinda like the Rolling Stones sang, I see a square table and it must be round.

Don’t be such a blockhead! It’ll all come full circle.

Only those who are deserving could join him for dinner.

That’s one venue where the king came a lot.

He needs a round table to ponder the air speed velocity of an unladen sparrow.

Your Order, Sir? “I and the LAMB are one.”

So who built King Arthur’s round table anyway?

The King got rooked!

“♫Round, round get a round, I get a round…♫”