Close to Home by John McPherson for July 13, 2018

That must be one of the special order chairs for left-handers.

Line forms to the left, ladies.

It makes me glad that I don’t see those tests. And, strangely, I do not feel an urge to run out and buy one.

Look like he is a great tester.

It’s a tough job… – you know the rest

Al Capp’s Li’l Abner paved the way with his job as a mattress tester…

His previous employment was at a mattress factory where he was told he could have the job but would have to take it lying down making him qualified for the La-Z-Boy position!

And he can work at home…

Does he get overtime?

With one drink in hand and 3 empties on the floor there is no way this slob would have a recliner that didn’t have a cup holder.

He’ll be dead from heart attack within 5 years.

Has she seen a bona fide paycheck?

What’s he doing working on his day off?

I could do that!!!

Now I’m torn between what I want to be when I grow up. Either be a LZB tester, or FBI, Federal Bikini Inspector. I could combine the two, I suppose.