Tank McNamara by Bill Hinds for July 10, 2018

I concur.

Perfect.

His ego certainly doesn’t need any more inflating.

Sammy’s not here to talk about the past.

But, but, but, the only thing he ever took was Flintstones vitamins! That’s what he said, didn’t he?

With apologies to Shoeless Joe Jackson, “Say it ain’t So . . . sa.”

Inflatables for all the known P.E.D. users! Brilliant!

The head isn’t fat enough.

sammy’s got cork between his ears as well as in his bat…

What came to me when I read Sammy’s quote was a lot more unprintable. Glad Tank made it family-appropriate.

Angling for a statue of oneself is in very poor taste. Ernie Banks was a one-of-a-kind player who was stuck on mostly bad teams, yet won the affections of fans everywhere.

Instead, just name a drug after him— some type of amphetamine or an anabolic steroid. “Sosadrine” or “Sammyol.”

Ernie was one of the top 5 players in the game, ever. And a gentleman.

Sammy is not even a comma in that discussion.