Ballard Street by Jerry Van Amerongen for July 11, 2018

He’s a bit restricted as to location, however.

OK, Gary, lets see you smite the dragon.

Gary’s got a great future as a Christmas tree ornament.

It doesn’t change the fact that he’s got the devil inside.

I hear Gary is “ sidewalk preaching” again, and he waves those wings when he does it. Unnerving I’m telling you, you want to concentrate on the message, but all you can think about is his ( reall) hairy chest and the bald spot the shape of Texas.

Sigh, I suppose I’ll have to spear to the Reverend Klotsky about him. Reverend Klotsky doesn’t like competition you know.

I HATE not being able to see what I’ve written, except for two lines, before I post. I can’t correct spelling, or correct auto correct.

“Ahem. I’m no long Gary. I am now St Pulley.”

That pulley is attached to a sky hook.

For an angel, he’s got that devilish look in his eyes.

….except for the whole incorporeal thing.

Good thinking, Gary. You can tell St. Peter at the Pearly Gates that you have many years experience.

“Bask in my Benevolence – 50¢”

“♪♫ Coming in on a wing and a prayer… ♪♫”

HeeZ FeeLin Hi aN Mitey, cuZ They Jus Allowd Him MemburShip to teh BallArd PuLLY Club… Whitch is a Very LofTY AkomPlishMint AmongSt teh BaLLard ELeet…

GARY WILL HAVE HELL TO PAY WHEN MARY FINDS WHAT HE HAS DONE TO HER GOOD SHEETS

She’ll be angrier when she realizes that pulley rope is actually her favorite length of drapery cord. He’ll be hoisted on her own pet yard !