lucky lad Maurice got there (getting Sally again, not the lottery)
What is with the red noses?
Some people call me Maurice. Why? Cause I speak of the pompatus of love, that’s why!
You both have very honkable noses today.
Reminds me of the story: A rather well known philosopher was dancing with a woman when he asked her, “Would you marry me for a million dollars?”
“Of course,” she enthusiasticly replied.
“OK, then. Would you go to bed with me for ten dollars?
“What do you think I am?” she angrily retorted.
“We have already established what you are, now we are simply haggling over the price.”
It’s amazing how much more attractive someone is when they’ve the winning lottery ticket in their hands !
I think Reg Smythe did a similar joke. Andy and and Flo see a fat woman walking down the street holding hands with a much smaller man. Andy says “Ada won at Bingo, didn’t she?”
July 08, 2017
Templo S.U.D. over 6 years ago
lucky lad Maurice got there (getting Sally again, not the lottery)
Sisu60 over 6 years ago
What is with the red noses?
JohnFarson19 over 6 years ago
Some people call me Maurice. Why? Cause I speak of the pompatus of love, that’s why!
Huckleberry Hiroshima over 6 years ago
You both have very honkable noses today.
BiathlonNut over 6 years ago
Reminds me of the story: A rather well known philosopher was dancing with a woman when he asked her, “Would you marry me for a million dollars?”
“Of course,” she enthusiasticly replied.
“OK, then. Would you go to bed with me for ten dollars?
“What do you think I am?” she angrily retorted.
“We have already established what you are, now we are simply haggling over the price.”
Linguist over 6 years ago
It’s amazing how much more attractive someone is when they’ve the winning lottery ticket in their hands !
tad1 over 6 years ago
I think Reg Smythe did a similar joke. Andy and and Flo see a fat woman walking down the street holding hands with a much smaller man. Andy says “Ada won at Bingo, didn’t she?”