Breaking Cat News by Georgia Dunn for July 21, 2018

Good to see that Puck and the Woman are totally in sync with each other.

Lupin, you forgot something. She’s alone with a toddler, a newborn, and three cats. AND at least one of those cats has admitted that he might be a toddler!

And now, let us fast-forward roughly 9-10 hours in anticipation of the man wearily opening the front door and lovingly asking the question men have regretted asking for millennia; “How was YOUR day?”

Awwwww, it’s so sweet to see how concerned The Man is in panel 2!!

Good luck with parenting, the Woman.

Is the woman growing fangs ?

So The Woman is the only adult with 3 cats, a toddler and a newborn. What could possibly go wrong?

Oh my, the Woman is looking rather worried. I’m sure Puck will be helpful as always and Elvis will take his responsibilities of being Guardian of the Baby well in paw :)

And with three good boys who believe in her!

“Wh… what… where?” Megan knew this was coming; “Just relax- more than anything, relax.To go forward from this point you need the senses you were born with more than anything else. A very wise human once wrote ‘To let understanding stop at what cannot be understood isa high achievement’. Humans tend to overthink, so this is doubly relevant.” Tre-C was looking around; “No problem there. I do not even begin to understand this…” Megan stood still alongsideTre-C; “In a way, that’s good. I mean, knowing you don’t understand something will make you wantto learn about it. I’ve met cats on the other side who were simply unaware. But for them it doesn’t matter; they have no frame of reference, they just keep going on. I have no idea what the humans would refer to this as, but I call it the slipstream. I’m usually not in here by myself, but I lead others. You are in my slipstream in here.” Tre-C was trying her best; “But where.is.here?” “Best I could ever figure is, nowhere. But what’s important is were it goes.” Tre-C just nodded. "I see. I mean, I don’t see. But that’s good, right?’’ “Essentially, yes..”

“Try this; think of something you like. A strong feeling, basic, maybe something recent. But certainly something good.” Tre-C stood for a second, then said; “bacon…. I smell bacon” “Walk toward it. I’m right behind you- I’ll slipstream you…” “Ok,” Tre-C thought. “Walk towards the bacon…” And as Megan instructed, she didn’t think. She just relaxed. She found her vision getting fuzzy, but there was little to focus on, anyway. And the bacon guided her. Then, suddenly, she was in the alley behind a busy restaurant. Still morning, they were cooking breakfast. Ham and eggs. Waffles. And; “Bacon!” “You did good, Kitten. I’ve slipstreamed cats three, four times before they found an exit.”

Dean has brought yet another moth into the house and they have some how managed to deposit it in my sandal … at least I’m assuming that’s why my sandal is now been batted around the kitchen floor. I suppose I’d better go check on what they’re doing, little monkeys

And an Elvis. Don’t forget the Elvis.

However did the Children know that that Click was the signal to turn on the Needy Waterworks? You’ve got this, Woman!

Elvis is trying to comfort the baby. Lupin is wearing his roving reporter hat, and we can just see his mike in panel 2.

Did the woman sprout fangs?

OMC, so much to love! The woman’s concerned Pucky face, the wiggling microphone in the second panel, Elvis trying to soothe the baby in panel three!

Now is the time for all good cats to come to the aid of their Woman.

Oh! Poor Woman! I would be freaking out. Happy Caturday folks! (((((((((((((((((huge engulfing bear hugs, orb bumps and boops going out to everyone who needs them)))))))))))))))

Could Puck be carefully rubbing against the Man’s legs and depositing some fur in panel one?

In panel three – Lupin looks a touch apprehensive about the day to come.

Don’t forget, Elvis has promised to make sure nothing will ever happen to the baby.

DUN DUN DUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUN

She’ll be fine, she’s sprouted a pair of fangs.

Good morning and happy Caturday, orbsters and orbabies! It looks to be a quiet day here, for a change.

If Lupin and Puck do catly things, that will amuse the toddler while Elvis consoles and amuses the baby. This will give the woman time to channel her inner fortitude to face the day, or have another coffee (whichever works).

I didn’t know that the Women had fangs ?

My wife can relate. I’ve been home for a month since getting dumped from my last job, and I just went back to work this past week.

No matter what, Pucky will be there to help, Elvis will worry and Lupin will Report the important news.

Toddler, newborn, and three very spoiled cats.

Attention Lupin, Elvis, Puck, and Burt!, there’s a rival Breaking Mouse News Station over on Ten Cats ( https://www.gocomics.com/ten-cats/2018/7/21 )

It is cute that the Woman and Puck have the same expression. Elvis to the rescue- he will put the Toddler and Baby down for naps, then snuggle with the Woman.

It’s Saucerday! A bit of cream in mine, thank you!

Swirls & swirls of kitty fur for your ankles! And lots of joyful little doggies doggin’ your every step! Blessings galore & orbs a buzzin’ for our friends with special needs! I love you all!!!!!

>^.,.^<

Fangs. You’re welcome.

omc, Lupin waving the microphone up high, Elvis trying to comfort The Girl and Puck’s face. Love it!

I ♥ the Woman’s fangs!

This is true: Someone once did an experiment at a day school. They brought in an entire college football squad to mind the children for one day. At the end of the day, the football players were totally exhausted. One remarked that it was harder than two-a-day practices in August. I hope they remembered the experience after they got married and had kids.

As for housework, this comes from a highly experienced orthopedic surgeon (mine). The activities that are hardest on the human spine, in order, are: Gymnastics, housework, sitting, and contact sports.

The exact picture of Stark, Raving Fear!!!! Lovecraft could have used this as inspiration! Don’t worry, though, all’s well that ends well…

After the Sunday comic, I’m hoping we can spend next week’s thread seeing how the Woman’s day goes!

Holy Blood Sucker Batman, she’s a vampire. Who’d a thunk it?

Love the Woman’s expression and the FANGS as the door clicks shut and the babies start to cry. Hang in there, Mom! I’m sure the cats will try to help in their cat ways.

So did vampire Puck turn the Woman into a vampire or did vampire Woman turn Puck into a vampire?

So when you bite your teeth over your bottom lip, this indicates that you have fangs??? GOOD GOD! WE’RE ALL VAMPIRES!

I admire Georgia’s bravery, but at least she has the guys to help her.

HI HONEY !!! I’M HOME !!!

It’s so cute that not only does The Woman have fangs, but both her and Puck are making the same lil face.

The Woman is apparently a vampire, she’ll be fine.

Love this comic!

What amazes me about Georgia is how much she does with two children, three cats, and I assume 1.5 full time jobs. “Homemaker” (or whatever the current PC term is) and parent comprise the half, I assume shared with Ryan. The other is professional comic artist. And she appears to be excellent at all of it. Most impressive, and she’s not even a Jedi, yet!

My first two kids were 14 months apart. One day I fed the kids, fed all the animals (horses, cattle, pigs, dogs, cats) read to kids, fed them again…realized mid-afternoon, that I had never fed myself… Also sold ads to appear in The Christian Science Monitor, back when they had local ads. So much fun! When I started doing carpentry work, man began to cook again, and he was so much better at it than I was.

The Woman has FANGS