Lola by Todd Clark for July 27, 2018

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    Stevefk  over 6 years ago

    And if you’ll wait another ten minutes I’ll print out your receipt that is as long as a standard roll of toiler paper.

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    rshive  over 6 years ago

    Besides the tenth of a percent off, you get an autographed note from the store manager.

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    lambert2015  over 6 years ago

    And when you give them your phone number, you get unwanted messages. At a local store I was asked for my phone number. I simply replied “why are you going to call me?” The cashier said no, then I said no. Just let me pay for the darn item and leave me alone!

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    Charlie Tuba  over 6 years ago

    So I get 1¢ off every $10 I spend? Take that penny and shove it where the sun don’t shine!

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    Nicole ♫ ⊱✿ ◕‿◕✿⊰♫ Premium Member over 6 years ago

    Whenever I’m asked I always say, “No I don’t and I’m not interested, thanks!” and they usually get on with the transaction.

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