Gil Thorp by Henry Barajas and Rachel Merrill for July 28, 2018

Thanks, coach Tharp.

Pelwecki did the same thing with the prom — kept dropping hints that he’d like to go with certain girls, then turned them down because he just wanted to be asked.

As against that, look at the bright side. We’re never going to see wannabe Pelwacki and Master Bader again! Whoopee!

P1, You mean play baseball, Moose?

P2, Why is Moose pointing to his nipples?

P3, Gil gives Moose a personal escort to his final Milford shower.

Monday, Mimi and Gil having lemonade and then Milford CC? Before August?

In all reality , Gìve them Heck Kevin ,you’ll make a great wrestler after you flunk out of State .

Big talk Moose. Many have chased Shaskey’s records. A few got close, only to wilt under the intense media scrutiny and pressure.What about BB, isn’t he leaving as part of a tandem that turned the most double plays in Milford history?

Maybe he will open a Shaskey’s Pizza

I give him at most one semester at State. After that, he’s Gil and Mimi’s mew pool boy! I wonder what sort of records he will set?

Meanwhile , Marty Moon lounges in his Speedo at the Thorp pool sipping his gin & tonic and whispers to Mimi ,It’s been a great summer but this has to end ,in all reality .

Shakey, Shaskey. Paraphrasing Mr. Mom, 220, 221. Whatever it takes. What Moose needs is a pitcher of Shasta root beer to cool him off.

Make sure you pick you clubs up when the four hour season ending shower is over, Coach Thorp.

Intramural? He’s going into non-Varsity Art?

Annnnnnnnnd that clinches the stupidest ending to a minor plot story ever. Is there anything left with BB and/or DD, or is it lemonade on Monday? I know this will be an excruciating 48 hours for Bitsy!

Oh, and another thing. “All I wanted was to be asked to play college ball.” But, THAT DIDN’T HAPPEN! HE WAS TOLD HE COULD ATTEMPT TO TRYOUT AS A WALK-ON PLAYER!!!

P2- Pels has his nipples pierced like Farmer Fran.