Ripley's Believe It or Not by Ripley’s Believe It or Not! for July 16, 2018

if you swallow that one milliliter of ocean water, how much plankton (phytoplankton and/or zooplankton) would that be?

At least it’s better than the water in Mexico…

It’s true. You never see a female meerkat asking for directions.

You got that, Timon?

Remember the nose jokes sequence from “Roxanne?” “It’s great to wake up and smell the coffee in Brazil.”

Oh, in that case I should’ve been dead already, for I’ve tasted seawater.

They’e no mere cats!

Meh. You’re full of ‘em anyway. You get 6 million viruses off a toilet seat. Six million more from the air hand dryer.

And no covfefe in those days.

Hence the strap on.

I wonder if the same applies to spotted hyenas. The females are aggressive toward the males.

how many meerkats in a milliliter of sea water…?

This might explain why Nathan Lane got the part of Timon… and now it’s gonna be Billy Eichner!