Pluggers by Rick McKee for July 25, 2018

or she asks for saran wrap and all you find is plastic wrap

Ask him to buy a plastic glass.

Wife making herself a hat?

We’ve got “roasting foil”, “cooking foil” and “cling film” in the cupboard. Let’s see him sort that lot out.

I’ll bet you can buy it online!

bathroom tissue or toilet paper?

Still working on the roll my wife had when we got married eight years ago. And there’s two more rolls.

People still call it tin foil in a nearby store.

Hmmmm, will aluminum foil work for making tin foil hats? I ask because I have been having a problem finding Tin foil lately after realizing that I need a bunch more of it.

And we still call them tin cans, too.

Ignorance is curable, stupidity, not so much.

I had a neighbor come to my door and ask, could he borrow some “foil paper.” I think he was from the southern US, took me a minute to understand he needed aluminum foil. Now I know!

if he was one to go to the store with any frequency, he would know!