Scary Gary by Mark Buford for December 17, 2010

Hanging lights? Er… not exactly.

He’ll never stay off Santa’s “naughty list”!

I’m thinking that the nice-naughty thing works differently for evil henchmen. By being unspeakably evil, he’s technically being the evil version of good, leaving him on the nice list. If I’m right, he’ll be getting something this year after all…

Edit: Don’t let Calvin hear about this theory! PLEASE!

SuperFreckles: by your own theory, it wouldn’t work on Calvin because he is not an evil henchman. He still has to play by the same rules as you and I.

To Leopold…

Here is a hammer and lots of tacks Also a ball and a whip that cracks. Ho, ho, ho, who wouldn’t go Up on the housetop click, click, click Down through the chimney with good Saint Nick.

Merry Christmas, Santa

To Santa…

Here is a machine gun and a loaded clip, Just to disrupt your midnight trip. Oh, oh, oh, I gotta go Off of the housetop click, click, click The gun jammed again for ole Saint Nick.

Scary Christmas, Leopold

He’s just mad for not getting a present last year.

after rifling through last years gift selection, he decided he wanted a higher calibre this year…

Careful Leopold…You’ll shoot your eye out!

mgeneraux2 Wonderful Poems!

I’m surprised there aren’t more deer hunters on the roofs on Christmas Eve.

Now let’s see Futurama’s Santa give Leopold a little surprise…