You got your dead Beaver,and your dead Racoon,the blood and the gut’s are gonna make you swoon.Dead Skunk in the middle of the road,stinkin’ to high Heaven ;)
In 1966 the small town we lived in opened a new high school. The night before, my older brother and the rest of the football team snuck in and put a dead skunk in the air conditioner system (first air conditioned school in the town). Of course, class had to be cancelled for a week while thy aired out the school. Never did get caught…..
Why are skunks so slow-moving and indifferent about getting out of your way? Up until humans came along, no other creatures messed with them. Other critters saw those distinctive black-and-white stripes and steered clear. Of course, the creationists undoubtedly have some kind of explanation for this that involves “Uh, I dunno. God’s mysterious plan?”.
asrialfeeple over 6 years ago
Something about this strip stinks, but I can’t put my finger on it.
Ceeg22 Premium Member over 6 years ago
If I run over a skunk, I’m not getting out of the car
jpayne4040 over 6 years ago
It’s better when he’s the only one there. He can get more work done.
Herb L 1954 over 6 years ago
You got your dead Beaver,and your dead Racoon,the blood and the gut’s are gonna make you swoon.Dead Skunk in the middle of the road,stinkin’ to high Heaven ;)
Flatlander, purveyor of fine covfefe over 6 years ago
Hit two at once then parked beside open window at home. I moved it before herself got home but somethings just linger on
Smokie over 6 years ago
In 1966 the small town we lived in opened a new high school. The night before, my older brother and the rest of the football team snuck in and put a dead skunk in the air conditioner system (first air conditioned school in the town). Of course, class had to be cancelled for a week while thy aired out the school. Never did get caught…..
Richard S Russell Premium Member over 6 years ago
Why are skunks so slow-moving and indifferent about getting out of your way? Up until humans came along, no other creatures messed with them. Other critters saw those distinctive black-and-white stripes and steered clear. Of course, the creationists undoubtedly have some kind of explanation for this that involves “Uh, I dunno. God’s mysterious plan?”.
BaconBoyCamper over 6 years ago
Dead Skunk in the Middle of the Road
by Loudon Wainwright III
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CxgagXVqZZM
childe_of_pan over 6 years ago
I quoted Loudon’s song the other day; didn’t know I just needed to wait.