Brevity by Dan Thompson for August 26, 2018

Never diss a man who’s been across the 8th Dimension with Buckaroo Banzai, monkey boy.

Never diss a man who’s been a fly.

Never dis a man who’s discovered that Earth Girls Are Easy.

Hollywood …. will find a way. To make $$$$

Dang Thompson, that is COLD.

Never diss a guy who can outwit aliens and save Earth!

Never diss a guy who can stand calmly next to a gigantic pile of dinosaur poop without holding his nose, gagging and puking his guts out from the smell of it! ;-)

Never diss a guy who was an alien Grandmaster!