Peanuts by Charles Schulz for August 07, 2018

yes, let’s

Let’s watch his head explode, or watch him curl up into the fetal position and start crying.

Today’s Heart of the City made me think something similar.

Marriage problems may be optimistic.

That session just cost you 45 cents.

Life is a problem?

Kids are always in such a hurry to grow up. If they only knew…

Good choice, CB.

The medical profession has a clinical term for the absence of problems and stress: death.

Prime 3eanuts material… (for those unfamiliar with 3eanuts, the idea is to delete the last panel with the punchline. The remaining panels are chock full with existential angst.)

It is an endless parade of horribles.

Charlie, the only childhood problem that you have is Lucy.

Speak for yourself, Lucy. I don’t expect to get mugged when I go to work anymore, I can drive myself anywhere, I have access to way more resources, and most social problems are a lot simpler – most people I had a problem with in school would be JAILED if they tried it to me now. Compared to childhood, adulthood is a breeze for me!

CB has seen his life just flash before his eyes. Thanks a lot Lucille!

Geez, thanks Mr. Schultz….

Life the only truly acceptable STD.

Dump the amateur shrink Charlie Brown and go play with Snoopy.

Jeepers thanks Lucy! ……….NO PROBLEM……Chuck

Learn to look forward, not backward. You’ll be better off for it.

Good on you, Charlie Brown. Stay a kid as long as you can, and cross those other bridges when you come to them.

Learn what it will take to deal with any problems that come up in life when you are young. Your life with go smother for the knowing. If you can’t figure a problem out by yourself, then ask for advice. People just love to pass on advice…. ; )

I am so not gonna be ready for those.

The root of Chuck’s problems can be traced back to Lucy and that cruel football trick she plays on him.