Monty by Jim Meddick for August 12, 2018

I wonder if it will work on Donald you-know-who?

Awesome! Those things are gonna make you a millionaire Monty

I want me one. I’m placing my order today.

Would they work on crying babies on airlines ? I have my trusty noise (aka. baby) cancelling earbuds so I can lie down more comfortably on night flights.

Reminds me of a skit on SNL years ago where a car alarm going off in the street wakes a guy up and he zaps it with his Alarm Silencer 2000.

I’d like to have a set of those lasers in the grill of my car. Any questions?

You guys want lasers at your ears with enough power to roast a lawnmower? I’ll bet you’ll also buy rubber in a spray can, as Shamwhoa, and a blue pill that makes you want to sit outside in a tub.

Phasers, Mr. Sulu! Fire!

I think that might be useful when going to the movies.

your giving away space command secrets

I need one for all the pickup trucks with “glass packs” around here. There oughta be a law against those dang things!!

I can think of a few places where this would be helpful.

I would definitely buy a pair!

Oh, gee! I owe Monty an apology. He has definitely come up with a winner today! To be sure, some cranky do-gooders might object to the violent destruction of noisy stuff, but everything comes with a price….