Bloom County 2019 by Berkeley Breathed for July 11, 2018

Um, hellllloooooo, gender calling.

That, right there is a dead give away.

Why do women have a problem with toilet seats but men don’t?

I had a girlfriend who demanded I always put the seat down, because she would most likely be next. I agreed, but asked her to put it up, as I’d likely be next. WOW! So, I just decided to pee on the seat.

My first wife made a big issue about the toilet seat. Hence, first wife.

Women should prefer the seat left up. It is a sign that at least the last user did not spray or splash onto it.

But, if you put the lid down on the seat, the outhouse works better. Smells less, too.

A former girlfriend told me the ONE good reason why men should put the toilet seat down. And no ladies I am not going to make my brothers lives any harder by revealing the reason. You will have to figure it out on your own..

Put both the seat AND the lid down. Now THAT’S gender neutrality.

Put the lid down with the seat, because dropping your phone in the water is worse than having it bounce.

??? I don’t understand. I’m certainly a guy, but I’ve long said “Why do something standing up when you can do it sitting down?” Less clean-up and maintenance for one thing, and I’m free to do my own. But then again, the “facilities” often supplied at music festivals and on job sites do remind one that being male is still superior in at least one venue…

So, puts the seat up, but apparently has no idea why?

Opus is getting conned here! Why did he ever put the seat up? Have you noticed his height and considered how low he goes?

Seat?

As to why women object: hitting the toilet rim instead of the seat in the night or when in a rush can result in injury because it places great stress on the shaft on the femoral neck and on the joint of the femur at the hip.

Have you seen how the Japanese do it? Squatting. There is not seat and they are unisex in that. Just try not to spray.