Lio by Mark Tatulli for July 28, 2018

that banana split…………….wahahaha!

if it were a male ’naner, would its name be Monty?

Chiquita had better avoid being eaten alive by monkeys.

“I’m Chiquita Banana, and I’m gone!”

Hope she makes it across the.border w/out the Coyotes!

Says Miguel Manzana.

They call him the Streak.

The fruit had nine previous escape attempts. This was plan-tain.

Is it peanut butter jelly time. or what?

Peeled out and gave ’em the slip.

Bananas got legs!

“Life is like a bowl of fruits…”

“Paging the Comics Censor: Please abandon your post at “Pearls Before Swine” and head straight over to “Lio” – we have reports of a naked banana on the loose…"

Banana’s gone bananas and now banana’s gone.

Where does Tatulli shop for his fruit? The Twilight Zone?

Banana wants to join Josephine Bakers skirt.

She’s nekkid!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

There’s a joke referencing Harry Chapin’s “30,000 Pounds of Bananas” appropriate for this comment section, but I can’t quite get to it.

DON’T LOOK, ETHAL!

BOOKITY! BOOKitY!

https://youtu.be/XtzoUu7w-YM

How did she get out while leaving the peel intact?

A kind of virgin-escape?

Wouldn’t you like to know, Lio?