Gil Thorp by Henry Barajas and Rachel Merrill for August 01, 2018

They’re starting a summer golf story on Aug. 1? The football season won’t start until October if we’re lucky.

Hey, Jawor, if you’re bored why don’t you do something about the inventory in the pro shop? Those range balls you’re selling as brand new are gathering dust.

P1, It must really be raining hard if the ants had to move indoors.

P2, Dumb and Dumber keeping the pro amused.

P3, Oh, I know these two from the showers.

In all reality , Yeah old man we’d like to work on making snarky comments so we can start posting on gocomics.com !

Jawor played at Milford back in the 60s, and flirted with a professional career. His best finish was a tie for 13th at the ’67 Omaha Open.

I can see CJ skipping happily to the corner drug store for brew and cigars, taking comfort in the knowledge Milford CC still exists and didn’t go bellyup. If only Molly Kinsella will take up Steve Boone’s invitation for a date at the Copywrite Café.

P2: One of the “State Champion Gil Thorp” mugs that actually sold.

P3 – Gil is so happy to be at the course and ready to tee it up, he is even reaching for his balls while shaking hands with JJ as they approach the tee box.

So this is like, 5 hours later, after they finished their round? And dried off? And changed?

Bear, you are spot on! This has it all…appearance of John Jawor, the confirmation that Gil will yet again have elite Milford youth under his tutelage, there is a tingle down my leg!

The summer youth program is the only time that Gil can expose these rich kids who go to the private school proper shower techniques, he has to pack a lot in…in the limited time they have.

I’M RIGHT HERE! MY RATES ARE LOW! MY WORK IS TOP NOTCH! AND HE LETS AN 8-YEAR-OLD LETTER HIS DOOR???

Sign Man, help! I can’t tell if Jawor is a PGA, FOA, or FDR Professional

At least these two clowns have both their arms

On such a rainy day, I’m surprised that Jawor isn’t hanging out at the 19th hole doing shots to pass the time.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cK5G8fPmWeA