Phoebe and Her Unicorn by Dana Simpson for July 26, 2018

What if the goblin word for “head” also refers to…some other part of the body?

The enormous ego award . . . ::snorts::

How could they tell with that little jungle Dakota calls her hair?

I wonder if Dakota knows what kinds of award she so happily accepted.

Kind of appropriate, given Dakota’s airs about herself.

That fits perfectly for her, she has a big ego.

The Fat-Head Award!

Thereby dethroning the Family Circus kids, winners of the medal for more than a half-century!

LOL! I knew it would be something like this! This was really predictable. XD

Snrk!

Oh, this should be good.

The old cliche’ is that a translation is like a woman: if it’s faithful, it’s not beautiful, and if it’s beautiful it’s not faithful.

Also known as the BLART! Award.

Maybe it’s a compliment, but I think it’s a case of trolls are going to troll.

Somehow, it fits Dakota. She does have a rather large ego.

Well, y’know, really….it’s not as if she was given an award by the Good Fairy Society! They’re GOBLINS, for goodness sake! What’d she expect??

Literal or figurative?

Hello?! You have a large head!

SNRT

I think she meant “very large HAIR award”. :P