Speed Bump by Dave Coverly for July 23, 2018

Nothing like freshly roostered coffee in the morning.

I hope he brought enough for everyone!

That ought to perk them up!

Chicken Roost Roast? Manure!

We have a coffee shop here in London Ont. called ‘The Little Red Roaster’. Not earth shaking but it fits the theme.

I thought that’s old McDonald got his coffee from the McDonald’s drive-Thur?

The rooster works for chicken feed.

Get to work, it’s 10 o’cluck

Very smart rooster as long as he keeps serving the morning coffee he will never see the chopping block.

I WANT ONE!!

As long as he didn’t make it from scratch. My HS English teacher raised on a farm told us scratch is a name for chicken droppings. No I cringe whenever I hear something is made from scratch.

Another- cup- for- yooo?

Oh brother. What a little cock suck-up that fowl is.

That’s funny, it taste like chicken.

That’s the kind of chicken you eat one leg at a time…