Loose Parts by Dave Blazek for July 30, 2018

“….while sailing over the catsup-dark sea….” No, doesn’t work.

He strained his eyes until they looked like two green olives in a sea of ketchup.

It looks like you’ve cut yourself, better get a bandaid! (Got fries?)

I don’t think that ketchup bottles were ever painted red… they were clear and the ketchup made them look red!

That method won’t cut the mustard.

He would need sonar to see what he’s doing.

I once helped an old sailor building a ship in a bottle of rum. I drank the rum.