Where my Dad used to work, at lunch one day 3 of the guys had left to buy lunch and then eat parked under the shade tree. One fellow had just opened his pop can, took one drink, put his arm out the window still holding the can and psloop! Bird poop right in the drinking hole!
The bird that pooped on me must have been a marksman, there I was walking down the sidewalk and all of a sudden something hits the inside of my glasses without touching my eye.
Liverlips McCracken Premium Member almost 6 years ago
Au contraire, Curly. It was hilarious.
Pedmar Premium Member almost 6 years ago
In 1993 I was on a date at a nice, outdoor, waterfront restaurant. A bird pooped on my head. I never got a second date with her.
Yakety Sax almost 6 years ago
Where my Dad used to work, at lunch one day 3 of the guys had left to buy lunch and then eat parked under the shade tree. One fellow had just opened his pop can, took one drink, put his arm out the window still holding the can and psloop! Bird poop right in the drinking hole!
Al Nala almost 6 years ago
I was pooped on as a kid. Hit the right strap of my overalls with no splatter.
Darwinskeeper almost 6 years ago
That’s why I wear a hat when outdoors.
sml7291 Premium Member almost 6 years ago
Everything is funny as long as it is happening to somebody else. — Will Rogers
patlaborvi almost 6 years ago
The bird that pooped on me must have been a marksman, there I was walking down the sidewalk and all of a sudden something hits the inside of my glasses without touching my eye.
Sneaker almost 6 years ago
This reminds me of a story about the Foo Bird!!