Actually Count Dracula wouldn’t be celebrating Christmas if the original legend is true which had someone returning to his castle and tellling his wife he was killed in battle. After hearing this, his wife was so distraught she committed suicide. When he returned and found her dead he wanted to hold a Christian funeral for her, but because she committed suicide, the Church refused such a ceremony for her. He then cursed the Church and became an anti-Christian.
Larry Miller Premium Member almost 14 years ago
Seven. Seven coffin ornaments on the tree. Ah Ah Ah Ah Ah!
Someone had to.
Coyoty Premium Member almost 14 years ago
If Ebenezer Scrooge had his way, Drac would be buried with a stake of holly through his heart.
I’d think those crosses would hurt like the Dickens.
MisngNOLA almost 14 years ago
Actually Count Dracula wouldn’t be celebrating Christmas if the original legend is true which had someone returning to his castle and tellling his wife he was killed in battle. After hearing this, his wife was so distraught she committed suicide. When he returned and found her dead he wanted to hold a Christian funeral for her, but because she committed suicide, the Church refused such a ceremony for her. He then cursed the Church and became an anti-Christian.