Gil Thorp by Henry Barajas and Rachel Merrill for August 07, 2018

OK, we get it, these kids finish each other’s sentences. But how and why do they switch positions relative to Gil within a short comment?

Blackthorne? Another Valley club? Subdivision? School?

Blackthorne is the exclusive Club in the area, you will be able to tell by their logo as it will be something other than “BTCC” and they have Pro V’s for their range balls!!!

In all reality , Just remember lads that Snitches get Stiches !

There’s a PRCC in Edgefield, SC and one in Wickliffe, OH and there’s a Blackthorne in South Bend, IN and another in Jeannette, PA. That’s a lot of travel no matter where Milford might be.

P1, Gil can’t wait to teach those PRCC punks a lesson. Get your loofah’s out, boys!

P2, So, Barry Bader took up golf now?

P3, I don’t care if you can talk through your crotch, it’s still not that big, kid.

P3 Hooked a bass on 14 that was this long!

Like the mouthy 11-year-old who told them about the cell phone ban? Is there going to be an etiquette-off between the two rival country clubs? I hope all of you begging for a MCC summer story realize they can’t all be depressed one-armed caddy brothers. Golf etiquette!

Not Blackthorne! Even the kids from Central City are afraid of Blackthorne.

Wait, now I’m confused. So they’re saying these random kids they sometimes run into bring out the worst in the kids from Blackthorne. But then that implies the random kids (cell phone abusers I assume) are not from Blackthorne. So why are they so sure they’ll run into them on Thursday?

Isn’t Blackthorne Milford’s snooty private school? How many country clubs does it need?

In all reality , already I don’t care about Summer golf . Let’s start football already !

P3: “she said it was this big”

WHOA! Hey Bitsy, could you have Wally take a look at the kid’s leg in P3? His right leg is normal, larger at the thigh, tapers as it goes down. But his left leg starts out really thin at the crotch and balloons out as it gets lower. His calf is as large as his waist!

BLACKTHORNE (movie 2018) Friday night at nine central on WGN

A mild mannered Black Man, Ken Brown, (played by Wesley Snipes) rents a home near an industrial solvents complex in ‘the valley’. Unbeknownst to Ken slow leaks from the solvents complex had contaminated the property over the years. The unthinkable happens. Ken is stuck by a contaminated thorn on a rose bush as he is doing some yard work. The solvents cause a terrible reaction and he is transformed into the super villain “BLACKTHORNE” who then goes on a rampage in the valley. The authorities are forced into calling on “Gil Thorp – state champion coach” to battle “BLACKTHORNE” for supremacy in the valley.

Two stars **

I would’ve made it a star and a half but don’t know how to do that with my pc!

Are these the kids from St. Fabian?And isn’t that the alma mater of Torrie and Kemper Peake?

I can’t wait to see these hooligans smoking weed, chugging brewskis and projectile hurling by the 10th hole. In polo shirts and pressed pants, mocking Gil by downing whiskey from GIL mugs and hollering “To the Moon” every tee shot, in honor of their swing / life coach Dr. Marty Moon.

Special Guest appearance next week: Chi Chi Rodriquez and his 7 inch tee.

Yes, Thorp Fans as those ne’er do wells are about to learn, the C in MCC stands for sensitivity.