That is Priceless by Steve Melcher for July 19, 2018

If that’s an asp on her forehead, I’d say that’s why she’s freaking out.

Madlin was complaining that her boyfriend’s hair was just too long.

She was always telling, the fish that got away, stories.

She didn’t know what it was, but didn’t like the way it was pointed at her.

“I’d never seen one that long, but then it was a basketball team..”

I’m telling you, this new guy who they call the messiah – his booty is . . . just . . . perfect!

I think she is putting a curse on him.

No matter how hard Naomi concentrated, she couldn’t get Ptolemy’s pillar to rise.

You wanna see a dunk? Come on throw me the ball and I’ll show you a dunk!

The Daughter of Jephthah: 

https://commons.wikimedia.org/wiki/File:Alexandre_Cabanel_-_The_Daughter_of_Jephthah_(1879,_Oil_on_canvas).JPG 

(best viewed using Google Chrome, which can automatically translate most pages as necessary) has info and links that point to info about this painting.

http://www.artcyclopedia.com/artists/cabanel_alexandre.html 

https://www.artrenewal.org/Artist/Index/5 

https://www.wga.hu/bio_m/c/cabanel/biograph.html 

http://www.all-art.org/history400-1.html 

https://www.wikiart.org/en/alexandre-cabanel 

http://www.thearttribune.com/Alexandre-Cabanel-1823-1889-La.html 

all have info about this artist, perhaps in addition to what’s pointed to by the first URL. So far, 2 works by him have been used here. 

http://www.gocomics.com/that-is-priceless/2014/10/15?comments=visible 

has the other, which sadly, though my comment text is there with the line breaks removed, its 19 hyperlinks remain inactive. &?@#!#%&!

Again, a larger strip image is shown by clicking the image in Mr. Melcher’s MASTERPIECE #1999 (July 18, 2018) blog entry, accessible by the Check out the blog! box after the last comment.

“Are those real, let me feel.”

“If this snake moves, I’ll grab it…no, wait…”

Just how long does it take for this polish to dry, anyway?

Each time they met he found something to criticize about her: hair today, gown tomorrow.

I doubt that any of the commentators so far know what supposedly happened to this poor woman. Look her and her dad up in “Judges”.