Ballard Street by Jerry Van Amerongen for August 03, 2018

Poor guy, now all he can think of are fish.

That is a very nice fez, Lionel. Is it lined with tin foil? To keep your thoughts in, of course.

Obviously it did not work because he’s giving his thought now.

It will keep alien mind controls from affecting him.

Some thoughts are contained but some are beyond the pale.

Phil gives a whole new meaning to the word “paleface.”

A little, but I’ve got tickets to a Cubs® game and the seats are under the scoreboard.

As if he has thoughts.

Two buckets met on the street

One sez “You look a little pail”

“Yes, I’m not a well bucket”

Me mums favorite joke.

No, but people have started calling him bucket head.

His bucket’s listing.

Obviously a fool; he doesn’t even know where the chinstrap goes.

Fez of the Moronic Temple.

If he keeps wearing it much longer, he’s going to find himself contained…

A tin hat won’t do you any good. The aliens bounce their mind control rays off the fillings in your teeth and up into your brain.

Life’s a beach ! Why not keep it contained, until you kick the bucket ?

Lionel’s favorite novelty song is “Fish Heads” by Barnes & Barnes.

I’ll bet that he’s thinking about a trip to the beach.

Yes.. once the sand came out

He’s wearing a pink bucket on his head, so I’d say his thoughts are unrestrained.