Ouch! A badly played clarinet can hurt just about as much as badly played bagpipes!
I can’t hear anything. It must be a dog clarinet.
Lord, why did it have to be the clarinet? My least favorite instrument. Try the percussion section. He should at least be able to bang on things.
It appears he is a one-note dog.
The dog cannot play that clarinet. I guess that makes him the big bassoon.
Doesn’t Petey on Cul d Sac play the clarinet? All I’ve heard from him is Honk. hunk, skree, slaw. I can only imagine what that sounds like!
Now, now… let’s not say he cant play the clarinet.
Let’s just say he needs a little work on his embouchure.
A licorice whippet.
After 8 renditions of the Saints Go Marching, you reach a limit.
He’s upset because Moonlight Serenade never sounded better.
Still trying to master the Rhapsody in Blue intro.
Scooter finds yet another way to pass wind…
Pete Fountain, he is not.
Let me just say it beats tooting from the other end.
Oh beans! The musical fruit.
I laughed out loud just trying to imagine the sound coming out of it .
What came to mind was a wet fart with harmonics.
Could be worse. Could be the recorder.
If you got it, flautist.
Farside99 about 6 years ago
Ouch! A badly played clarinet can hurt just about as much as badly played bagpipes!
Superfrog about 6 years ago
I can’t hear anything. It must be a dog clarinet.
Liverlips McCracken Premium Member about 6 years ago
Lord, why did it have to be the clarinet? My least favorite instrument. Try the percussion section. He should at least be able to bang on things.
DennisinSeattle Premium Member about 6 years ago
It appears he is a one-note dog.
Anathema Premium Member about 6 years ago
The dog cannot play that clarinet. I guess that makes him the big bassoon.
LastRoseofSummer Premium Member about 6 years ago
Doesn’t Petey on Cul d Sac play the clarinet? All I’ve heard from him is Honk. hunk, skree, slaw. I can only imagine what that sounds like!
SusanSunshine Premium Member about 6 years ago
Now, now… let’s not say he cant play the clarinet.
Let’s just say he needs a little work on his embouchure.
Nyckname about 6 years ago
A licorice whippet.
J Short about 6 years ago
After 8 renditions of the Saints Go Marching, you reach a limit.
GROG Premium Member about 6 years ago
He’s upset because Moonlight Serenade never sounded better.
Vet Premium Member about 6 years ago
Still trying to master the Rhapsody in Blue intro.
ChessPirate about 6 years ago
Scooter finds yet another way to pass wind…
Chris Sherlock about 6 years ago
Pete Fountain, he is not.
mr_sherman Premium Member about 6 years ago
Let me just say it beats tooting from the other end.
whiteheron about 6 years ago
Oh beans! The musical fruit.
Happy, happy, happy!!! Premium Member about 6 years ago
I laughed out loud just trying to imagine the sound coming out of it .
What came to mind was a wet fart with harmonics.
Coyoty Premium Member about 6 years ago
Could be worse. Could be the recorder.
If you got it, flautist.